Text Message Sent to Me by an Insufferable, Ignorant, and Jealous Douchebag Named Sam in 2016

Hey man. Heard about you and Anna. That's a tough break. But honestly, fuck you. Fuck you and your high and mighty bullshit. Fuck you and your ego, your expectations. Anna's living in a fucking hotel room, asshole. A hotel room. She just had the worst semester of any school experience she's ever had, and you did jack fucking shit to help her. She fucking sliced her thighs open and you didn't "have the time" to help her. What the fuck kind of man are you? Do you even have a clue what you just fucked up? Do you have any idea what an amazing person you just ground in the dirt? She came to Atlanta to get away from the bullshit going on at CU, and what does she come back to? A rude, selfish, egotistical, maniacal, manipulative, ass hat of a kid who thinks he "deserves" something from people.

Now, does Anna have some neuroses that she has to get figured out? Yes. Is she sometimes a lot to handle? Absolutely. Does she need professional help? Probably. But that in no way justifies you acting like a twatwaffle, Stephen. She's got enough problems as it is without you forgetting her fucking birthday. Her fucking birthday, man. That's so messed. You clearly don't give even half a shit if you're gonna forget her birthday.

The shitty thing is, I met you and you showed yourself to be something you're obviously not. You told me over text how gushingly in love with her you were. It's pretty shitty of you to tell me all of that and then turn out to be lying through your sphincter to me. Your shit stinks, and you probably know that.

You've been dating for a year, and your response is "whatever, I don't care"? Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. She deserves so much more than the sack of maggot ridden horse shit you have to offer her. 

I'm going to make something very clear to you. Stay away from Anna from now on. Don't come around in a week with some shit like, "Baby I'm so sorry I love you I won't be like that anymore blah blah blah 💩💩💩". You've done it before, and it's made everything hurt for her all the more. Stay true to your nature, cuntbag. Leave her the fuck alone and get your shit straight.