Gum Attached to the Sole of My Shoe

You are nothing but scum. You are a parasite that feeds off of the misfortune of those around you. You delight in the misery of others. And you mistakenly conflate cruelty with strength. In actuality, this pattern of sadistic behavior derives from a lingering sense of insecurity. Your reckless approach as well as your malicious intent speak volumes about your character (or, more accurately, lack thereof). The chewing gum stuck to the bottom of my sneaker provides more value to this world and its people than you do. And I hope you know that fact won't change if you don't.