A Nightmare on MY Street

I've had so many vivid and terrifying nightmares throughout the course of my life. Unfortunately, I typically return to sleep immediately after waking up from them and don't record the details of the dreams. However, below I've included some vague notes documented during a handful of instances in which I actually did.

• Extremely Frightening and Realistic Home Invasion
• Close Presence/Approach of Cockroaches and Other Insects
• Family Members Accusing Me of Murder in a Case of True Self-Defense
• Blindfolding and Kidnapping by Past Bullies from My Middle/High School
  
• Unavoidable Beatdown of My Cousin After Relentless Pursuit of Me as a Mistaken Fugitive
• Diabolically Premeditated Humiliation/Intervention Involving a Childhood Crush (Heather)
• Young Girl Dressed in Halloween Costume Commits Suicide by Shooting Herself in the Head
• Very Long and Exhausting Chase by Insolent/Volatile Employees Supervising a Traffic Detour